So it's official, Ian is in the army! Check out what he has to say on his blog and follow him on tumblr!
Private Gallagher
"HOOAH!
New year. New beginnings. New name for this guy. You can call me Private Gallagher.
I finally feel like myself…’cept for the fact everyone here thinks I’m Lip. Luckily, I didn’t have to chain smoke and bang a bunch of psycho chicks to fit the part. Just needed a solid fake I.D. that would get me into strip clubs, sketchy liquor stores and Army Basic Training.
Reception Week was awesome. I met some new guys from all over the country. They seem nice. And most of them even shower. Major upgrade.
And speaking of clean dudes, Army hooked me up some new boots, fresh fatigues and a sweet new haircut. Carl would say it makes me look like a penis. He’s probably right. But Carl’s gonna flip when he hears I get to repel from 50-foot tall towers and run obstacle courses every day instead of sitting behind a desk in some shitty public school. Who’s the penis-head now, Carl?
With loads of stress, lots of yelling and a few explosions, Basic’s already feeling a lot like home…
I’ll be using this blog to post my private Gallagher thoughts over the next four weeks. Stay tuned.
At ease,
Private Gallagher"
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